Golden Flumpty + Theory

Golden Flumpty, the "anti" Flumpty!

Here's a theory I had about the game series (Yeah, a theory about a FAN game. Imagine that.). I think Golden Flumpty's the one that has the power to transcend time and space and has magical powers, not Flumpty Bumpty. He created everyone, Eyesaur from eyes and flesh, forcing the Redman to drink lava and to change his form, Flumpty from an egg, Blam from boxes, the Beaver and the Owl by getting real ones, and Grunkfuss... from a clown nose, I guess, (I got nothing.) and he is slaving them to rip out the player's eyeballs. I also think Golden Flumpty is Humpty Dumpty because of all of the cracks on his face and the rotten color, considering that Humpty Dumpty is supposed to be an old nursery rhyme and that he probably fell off a wall to look cracked. In the first game, he made everyone his slaves, but he convinced Flumpty to join him by telling him that humans are eating their kind and that they didn't fix him. (Or just made him enslaved because when Flumpty says, "Have fun!" and laughs, he sounds nervous like Golden Flumpty is right next to him. Or he sounds like that because he's eggxited to kill the player. I actually like the first one better.) So Golden Fumpty, Flumpty and their "friends" were giving people the punishment of ripping out their eyes because of both not putting Golden Flumpty back together, and of eating Golden Flumpty and Flumpty's kind. They did eyes because they are similar to eggs because of their shape, obviously. But in the second game Golden Flumpty thinks that the Beaver is useless, so he kills it, throws it in the toilet, (Fell in Toilet gravestone, obvs.) and decides to make an owl his slave instead, and it was better than the Beaver. He also decides to make a pet out of the past losers, using their flesh and eyes. Plus, he makes Flumpty and his friends to sing Flumpty's Jam (Golden Flumpty made all the lyrics). Also, Flumpty realizes and/or finds out that eggs aren't exactly his and Golden Flumpty's kind (Or The Redman told him because he was a human before), if they were, the eggs would be alive with faces, arms, and legs. So Flumpty doesn't want to kill people anymore because they're innocent and joins everyone else (Or the thing I said in the other parentheses of Flumpty already being slaved which I liked better.), Eyesaur believes it, but Golden Flumpty doesn't. So Flumpty and Eyesaur become slaves as well. And if the third game came out, Flumpty was forced to play the death game as punishment, for a week, because he wasn't killing the people and wasn't following Golden Flumpty's rules. Jonochrome said that there would be a cut-scene on the 6th night showing that the player was actually Flumpty Bumpty (Well that's what a wiki said.). Golden Flumpty also brainwashes Flumpty's friends so they fully obey him (Or are not brainwashed, and are forced to tear out his eyeballs otherwise they'll be forced to play the death game, or will have their eyes ripped out strait away and die. Which I like better.), and he also makes a Flumpty impostor which hates the real Flumpty. In the end (Besides Jonochrome making Flumpty die in Humpty's way, but Humpty, which is Golden Flumpty, didn't die. So WTF?), Flumpty tells Golden Flumpty, in more detail with examples, that It's wrong to kill people because they're innocent, that eggs aren't Flumpty and Golden Flumpty kind, and that it wouldn't be cannibalism if they ate them. Golden Flumpty finally understands, stops killing people and apologizes to all of New Dork city and of Flumpty's friends, and they all become friends. Da eggnd! (He also makes Kevin Jr. because Blam didn't want to be and because he wanted to have a new friend, and revives the Beaver.)

But that's just me! You all probably have different theories!

UPDATE: THIS THING IS STUPID AND I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN HALF OF THE THEORY ANYMORE. fnaflore.com/onaf/timeline/